As you can see from the photo, my fifth floor room affords a lovely view of the Fitzrovia area of London. What you cannot see, at least not well, is what my various neighbors are up to.
Now, to be clear, I do not spend large amounts of time staring out my window, spying on the activities of those around me. But when I check the weather during the day, before heading out to class, I often catch glimpses of what's going on inside these places. And here's what's going on:
1. See the pair of windows with the lights on in the photo? Right, well, nothing happens there. Ever. There is a large, fancy desk in there, like one you would see in a legal office. It even has one of those fancy pen-holders that keeps the pen up at an angle. But I doubt that pen has seen paper since I arrived, since no one ever seems to be home. Someone is paying the electricity there, though, because the lights are always on. Even now, as I write this at 12:30 AM, they are on.
2. Diagonally below the constantly illuminated office is another office-looking pair of windows with a fairly consistent amount of activity. And by consistent, I do not mean generally that something is always happening, but that the same thing is always happening. One room has a pair of computers that face out the window. Every time I have seen them during the day, the same two guys are working on them. Next door to that, there is a room with a video-camera set up on a tripod. I have not seen it used, but I imagine it is for interviews of some kind.
3. Sticking out of the roof of the same building is a little door to the rooftop. I have never seen anyone go out the door to wander the roof, but I have on several occasions seen an older woman apparently sneaking cigarettes out the cracked door (in the entrebaillement, if you will). I say "sneaking," because on more than one of these several occasions, she has lit the cigarette, and, a few seconds later, turned to look behind her, perhaps having heard a noise in the house, and instantly put out the cigarette (just lit, remember), and close the door.
4. I cannot see this place without standing on my toes in the window, but I also have a bar on the corner across the street from me called "Potion." It is one of the few bars in the area open late (as late as 2 AM, I think). They have a sign outside their door, as do most bars in London, that reads "Out of respect for our neighbors, please leave quietly." However, it seems that most of their patrons have no respect for the neighbors, or they simply cannot read. It is constantly loud, even up here on the 5th floor with the windows closed.
So that is a sampling of the bizarre patterns of activity my neighbors keep.
Another exciting piece of window-related news. Today, when Jon and Ryan were here as we tried to book tickets to Amsterdam (sidenote: we got the tickets), I showed them the window, and the large door to a balcony along with it. The door, I told them, does not open. "See?" Now, as anyone who has tried to show someone something that they themselves have observed alone knows, when you go to show others, it will fail. So, in this case, the door failed to not open, and instead opened up onto the balcony. Now I have an awesome balcony to read on in the spring.
The only challenge is that it's pretty difficult to close the door afterward, but I think I've figured out how. And we've devised a clothes-hanger lock just in case I can't get it closed all the way some time (like... earlier today).
But sometimes you have to leave the door somewhat ajar, rig up a hanger, and trust your neighbor, so you can rush off to a train station and buy ferry tickets to Amsterdam. And that's exactly what we did. Next weekend will be my first out-of-London adventure. Stay tuned!
*Hitchcocky- Adj. (1) Regarding or related to the work of Alfred Hitchcock. (2) Having attempted, but failed, to achieve the level of plot-twisted thriller awesomeness of the films of Alfred Hitchcock. The Sixth Sense was good, but I find the rest of Shyamalan's films to be quite Hithcocky.
